By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 305
You deserved it 34 832

Same thing different taste

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You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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What kind of parents bring their kids to high-end restaurants when they're poorly behaved enough to crawl under the table and bite someone? Just being bitten under the table by a person should be rare enough that thinking about it shouldn't bring her to the conclusion that it was a 5 year old. It should be more likely that an animal got into the restaurant.

#48 maybe she was MAULED by a dog when she was younger or had some other terrible experience with dogs. Just because someone has a phobia doesn't necessarily mean it came out of no where...

ell3x0 0

that wasnt ur fault. if something randomly bit ME under a table i would react on instinct like u did, and so would anyone else. its his dumbass parents fault for not having her in a booster seat at a highend restraunt

That little brat deserved what she got, although I don't know why you would think it was a dog biting you. This will teach her how to behave in public and act like she has some sense.

kel_riv 0

people who think she's an idiot because there wouldn't be a dog in a high end restaurent are just LOOKING for something to critique here. honestly, in a split second reaction, people will react defensively no matter what. especially a person who's terrified of dogs; her first thought when something unexpected touches her (let alone bites her) under the table, will always be "omg get this dog away from me NOW" personally, even if I KNEW there was a kid under the table, if it bit me I would still kick it.

Why the hell did she bite you? She deserved a good kick then.

There's things called health codes. A dog couldn't have been in there, and if one were the place could've been shut down.

Hope she got hurt. Maybe the brat will learn not to be under tables. Children should be shot for stuff like that. She deserved that 100%

Kids shouldn't be under tables biting people. However, you're stupid for thinking a dog would be in a restaurant. Kid deserved it though.