By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
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Tehalon 0

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

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CrimsonKnight 0

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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rawblerawble 0

people who is mocking her about 'why would there be a dog in the restaurant', you don't make a very rational thinking when you get bitten on your leg suddenly. also what if she was already had something like that before except she was actually bitten? stop making so much judgement based on a sentence.

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falloutgirl_fml 3

hahaha. wow. even though you probably feel bad, the kid deserved it. i hope the parents did something to keep the kid from biting again... but don't feel bad. seriously. the kid is old enough to know not to bite people under the table. usually children stop biting at about 3 years of age. sounds like this one has some problems expressing her feelings.

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lulzy 0

if something bites my foot I would immediately assume its a dog. dumb kid deserves it.

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YouRF____d 0

Are you Mexican? it seems like every gardener i have ever had has been terrified of dogs. Maybe its because in the homeland they eat 'em and they think the dogs are coming back for revenge. IDK but the kid deserved it btw.

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shehzeenahmed 0

if the girl was disobedient enough to crawl under a table and bite someone at a restaurant like that, she deserves it. her parents should know better than to let her do that. i hope she's okay, and if she is, this will just be a funny story to look back on.

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evilnixon 0

To all the users asking why there would be a dog under the table at a high end restaurant, to me, it really seems more likely that you're going to have a dog under there than a five year old little girl. How many little kids do you see in high end restaurants? Ok, now how many Paris Hilton types do you see who bring their dogs everywhere? That and I agree with the user who brought up that she has a phobia and it was probably instinct to kick. I'm terrified of snakes and if I even THOUGHT one was near me I would freak out too.

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drpepper000 0

@46: "How many little kids do you see in high end restaurants?" seeing as she was with her boyfriend AND HIS FAMILY, which included the little sister, she knew there was at least one.

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turtlebots 0

I'd rather kick a kid than a dog, personally. How can you not like dogs :(

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blackdogassault 0

Agreed with 49, but... How the hell did she think it was a dog on a place animals are obviously not allowed?

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majellah 0

If you're at a nice restaurant that kid shouldn't be on the floor or under the table in the first place. Kicking the poor girl was a little...harsh. But the kid shouldn't have been on the damn floor.

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