By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML
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TheOtherNewest1 6

Wait, how do you know your mother's joints cracked when she was having sex?

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FerrariCake 2

She only mentioned the "benefits of marriage" in her post because she was too proper and embarassed to say "my husband was riding me like a drunk redneck on a mechanical bull".

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bumblebee43 0

could be worse, you could be 20 with arthritis...

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celtics734 2

aww poor baby. Try being a 24 yr old who has already been told that both knees need to be replaced.

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cerebellum_fml 0

pop it like its hot

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doggie3 0

you're young. but my knees have this horrible thing where the pop whenever I bend them. it's been happening since I was two. it's really bad. but really? twenty? not to be rude r whatever, but you're a little young. in my country we can't even drink alchol at twenty.

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blah123blah 0

You can't even drink and your married

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Dramamine 0

Why are people so hung up on the fact that OP is married? It's not a big deal, hell, I know people who got married younger. If OP found someone to love, then good for her.

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sharpeenpouper 0

#32 there is no women on the Internet. I'm afraid you have all been trolled.

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luckyducky123 0

Haha, married at twenty and you couldn't drink at your own wedding? That's sad. You should live in Canada, it's better here. Legal at 18, bitches. :) or 19, depending on the province. But still better than 21, suckas. Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it. My knees crack every so often.

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letmethinknow 0

okay you're 20, married, and you're having joint-popping sex if you didn't let out a huge fart in the middle of everything this is not an FML

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