By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML
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TheOtherNewest1 6

Wait, how do you know your mother's joints cracked when she was having sex?

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FerrariCake 2

She only mentioned the "benefits of marriage" in her post because she was too proper and embarassed to say "my husband was riding me like a drunk redneck on a mechanical bull".

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LostSoul81 0

I feel your pain. I'm almost 18 and I crack my joints like mad it's concerning.

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Mumblstiltskin 0

"enjoying the benefits of marriage"? Is that how Republics say they have sex? Sex, ******, penis...they're not dirty words. I think it's entirely appropriate to say "GROW THE **** UP!" at this juncture. YDI.

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rraaee 0

I'm 19. I've has fibro and joint pain since I was little. it got worse at 17. see a doctor. you could just need calcium and vitamins. or it could be something serious.

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isabellaadrienne 0

its okay. ive been cracking like that my whole life. my boyfriend just laughs at it now. it doesnt hurt, i think its funny when people get grossed out by it

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ashleynonymous 0

I miss the days when my only physical problem was my joints cracking. The joint/muscle pain that came later can go any time now. I'm 20 as well.

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littlemuffet 0

That's because you waited to have sex until you were married. Dummy.

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EbonyGoddess 0

My joints pop, i like to gross my friends out with it. My hips and ankle can crack. :) It turns my boyfriend on. HAHAHA

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TJack 0

And because of your cracking joints you had to write about your sex life? Uh... FYL?

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drkwlf 0

This really isn't an FML, really. When I'm having sex sometimes my joints pop - it is annoying though and makes me laugh and that's not very hott :( Don't worry about the people saying YDI for being married at twenty - they're probably upset that you found someone you love and don't realize that if you -know- you love someone, then why not get married? I mean what the ****. I mean, if you are someone that does know. I'm 22 and have been engaged since 21, and will be married this year. Does being 22 mean I'm too young to know what I want and, oh my god, am mature enough to know what I want!? Plus, if you were 'having fun' and sleeping around then they'd be calling you a *****.

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FerrariCake 2

Thanks for sharing your life story. Please tell us more as your life progresses. It's truly fascinating.

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alove23 0

drkwlf, I agree. I'm 19 and getting married in 4 months. I'll be 20, him 21. we've dated since we were kids and have been through absolutely everything together, and we've lived together for the past year. when people criticize us, I just bite my tongue and know that they don't know what it feels like to be in a love so deep... and if they don't change their attitude, they probably never will. and just because your underage doesn't quite stop you from drinking at your wedding.

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