By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years old and pop like an arthritic 50 year old. FML
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TheOtherNewest1 6

Wait, how do you know your mother's joints cracked when she was having sex?

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FerrariCake 2

She only mentioned the "benefits of marriage" in her post because she was too proper and embarassed to say "my husband was riding me like a drunk redneck on a mechanical bull".

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2npac 0

lemme guess, you're a military wife?

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frostie 0

Anonymous you should properly see a doctor about that. My guess is that your taking any milk at all. When i wasnt drinking any milk at all my bones would make cracking noises like that.

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letmethinknow 0

I drank milk every morning since I was born and my knees and hips have been cracking since I was 13

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patticake1601 0

20 and you're already married? wow....just. wow.

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greenfairy_fml 0

YDI for being married at 20. No wonder you're aging fast....

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Fenny 0

I'm 17 and my hip locks up and causes me pain when I move in certain ways, you don't have to be old to have joint problems. The popping seems like it would be normal

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jordyne 5

******* aye! I've had severe arthritis since i was 9 years old. So she should shut up and be happy that she has a healthy body. Even if it does crack a bit. who's doesnt

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Gitsandshiggles 0

joints cracking? positions? what does that have to do with the tax breaks you get from being married?

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arylinnen3 0

shut up everyone who is saying YDI. 20 is a respectable age to get married. if she was mature enough and wanted to get married then why are you blaming her? and her joint problem had nothing to do with it.

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