Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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Priorities, dude

By really? - 26/03/2022 16:01 - United States

Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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You deserved it 381

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 14:00

Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML

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Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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Kinda effed up

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 14:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML

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You deserved it 82

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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You deserved it 2 277

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 985

Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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You deserved it 96

willyjac 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

Comments

lipun 8

Friday 30 January 2015 15:01

But will it create any problem if you request your sister to have her own account? Besides, you can also share your problems with her raised by the absence of access to your own account.

BlondePsycho 43

Friday 30 January 2015 15:07

Um did no one tell you theres a netflix option that allows multiple people to stream on the same account?

MidnaLink 33

Friday 30 January 2015 15:12

Can two people not use the same account in different locations? I share an account with my cousins. It's been a while, but when I was using it to watch anime I never had a complaint!

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:17

More than two people can, as far as I know... At least five or six of my boyfriend's friends share our Netflix and there has only ever been one time when it kicked us off because too many people were using the account at once. So OP and her sister sharing it shouldn't cause any problems...

ftloosenfanzfree 7

Monday 2 February 2015 18:00

If they're at the standard lowest level only two people can be streaming at the same time. We have four households sharing one Netflix account and I got cut off in the middle of a Buffy marathon once. :(

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 30 January 2015 15:21

Tell your sister to stop being a bitch my sister let's me use her account for anime and stuff and she never once has complained about what I like then again things like Doctor who we both like but my point still stands

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:35

Anime and Doctor Who are both awful. You have terrible taste in entertainment.

Staresti 6

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:32

Ah, anime. All animated features out of Japan. All of it is awful. Out of the thousands of animated shows and features to come from Japan, there is not a single one that is not awful.

rachilio 26

Friday 30 January 2015 15:22

Ignore her, and continue watching

llamarrama01 21

Friday 30 January 2015 15:30

I guess no one told you life was gonna be this way

exuberant_orange 17

Friday 30 January 2015 15:39

WAS THAT A PUN? I LIKE THAT PUN. But sorry op that sucks

AcieMcG 21

Friday 30 January 2015 15:45

I'd be kicking you off too, to watch Friends ?

tranced_ 45

Friday 30 January 2015 15:53

Hey count me as your friend :)

immaMonsta 8

Friday 30 January 2015 15:54

I thought that two people were able to watch Netflix at the same time?? I've done it before and it didn't cause any issues. Can someone enlighten me on this please? But sorry OP. She can't tell you what to do with your Netflix. Change your password, she'll get the hint and get her own.

kayla__brianna 10

Friday 30 January 2015 16:58

It's possible that there's a third person watching, like if it's their parents' account. The sister probably would not get away with kicking the parents off so she called the OP.