Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Priorities, dude

By really? - 26/03/2022 16:01 - United States

Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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You deserved it 145

Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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You deserved it 381

Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 14:00

Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML

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You deserved it 141

Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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You deserved it 3 800

Kinda effed up

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 14:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML

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You deserved it 83

By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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You deserved it 2 277

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 985

Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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You deserved it 96

willyjac 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

Comments

KaylaTackett 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:03

If it's your account then change your password. Or you could just make your own profile so you can watch your own shows.

dark_angel4121 12

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:15

Are you paying for it? Cause if you are change the password and refuse to give it her unless she pays too.

ravendubs 5

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:31

Lol pun intended, I assume?

LethalSeamonkey 15

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:33

Dude she did you a huge favor. Now you won't be such a noob.

lostone41 3

Saturday 31 January 2015 13:18

the nerve of her

coolbeansbruh 13

Saturday 31 January 2015 16:39

Who cares about her if she's just gonna be rude? Watch friends anyways.

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:16

Tell her to get her own ******* account.

WhoCouldIBe 11

Saturday 31 January 2015 21:31

Why would you have to stop watching something if she's nowhere near you?

graysonbriggs 2

Saturday 31 January 2015 23:38

Sounds like Phoebe and Ursula's relationship

ChoolyBooly 32

Sunday 1 February 2015 4:09

Time to get a separate Netflix account. If she pays for it then she had every right to kick you off. If you pay for it then change your password. Either way talk to her and tell her you miss her and would lol me to talk more.