Miscellaneous: Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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By really? - 26/03/2022 16:01 - United States

Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 14:00

Today, nine months after changing my entire life when my father had a stroke and I became his carer full time, I called my sister to talk about some his irrational behavior. All I got in response was, "I just watched a sad movie, I can't deal with this right now." FML

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Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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Kinda effed up

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 14:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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I hate the be the bearer of bad news…

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01

Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML

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willyjac 17

Friday 30 January 2015 14:53

Kick her off Netflix if it's your account, change your login, she doesn't deserve it

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 January 2015 14:55

It'll be ok, OP. I'll be there for you.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 30 January 2015 15:55

There are other websites where you can watch tv shows.

hurley12 30

Friday 30 January 2015 16:02

Keep watching friends.

lvg_fml 10

Friday 30 January 2015 16:21

Why has it been so long since you spoke. Did you call her in that time?

ZoroMiHawk 25

Friday 30 January 2015 16:41

Why Netflix when you can...Arrrr?

ryanator008 23

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:43

I see what you did there...

limabeans101029 20

Friday 30 January 2015 16:42

You can both watch netflix at the same time, even if it's on the same profile. Or so I thought anyway.

ryannmichael 17

Friday 30 January 2015 17:24

I couldn't live without Netflix, sorry OP.

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Friday 30 January 2015 18:42

I made it so my netflix can be used by 4 devices at a time. Which spares drama. :)

doumtabarnack 12

Friday 30 January 2015 18:59

You could have told her to **** off. Is this your account or hers?

Jellysweetheart 23

Friday 30 January 2015 19:17

You should have just said no. You're just as entitled to use it, she can't kick you off.

kitsune309 15

Friday 30 January 2015 19:29

Ba-dum tiss!

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