Health: Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over...

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By not jacked - 20/04/2016 11:35 - United States - East Hartford

Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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FrozenSoliid 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:31

at some point you should have kicked him in the face, or better yet WORK OUT WITH SHOES ON.

Grangoire 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:25

All I can say is; "Get a grip".

Comments

neverStopLaughin 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:14

Anyone whos saying girls shouldn't be lifting weights and all the other sexist shit, go **** yourselfs. God there's some bitches out there. Anyway hope u fell better!

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:58

This relationship isn't going to last long.

nishman686 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:13

that's freakin dangerous man

IceCream53423 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:22

how do u people know OP isn't gay??

RuralNinja 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:56

Because she's a woman talking about what her boyfriend did, thats how.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:12

Because it says the OP is a woman.

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:46

FYL, but if you're benching and shit happens, esp. if it's 'weights' (by which I'm assuming you mean dumbells), throw them down instead of trying to hold them up, same as if you realise they're too heavy. But FYL and he was being a knob.

thesadpiggy 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:36

omg are you okay?!

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:22

Uhm, typically your body reflexes work in such a way that the weight would fly behind you... I think this is fake.

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:18

The real fml here is that you're ugly enough that your boyfriend thought making you drop weights on your face would be an improvement.

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 21:32

Oh god, I hope this one's fake. I'm always afraid that'll happen to me when I lift weights.

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:50

Good. You ******* deserve it. I hope many more weights fall on your face.

LiznessMonster 9

Saturday 25 December 2010 19:00

Um, do you know the OP and have something against her or something? Otherwise, this is an unusual, extremely stupid, and mean comment you know. I know some people on FML can be sharks, but...damn.