Miscellaneous: Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel...

By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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By Eric - 27/02/2012 21:58 - United States

Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 08:01

Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Hangry

By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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Goodbye Bill

By faith - 16/06/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML

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nikkipettyfer 24

Tuesday 27 October 2015 14:10

You should've gone back for the food...

cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Tuesday 27 October 2015 14:09

After a long day of work, we've all done something like that. Hopefully it doesn't happen again, that could get expensive.

Comments

EbyKat 16

Tuesday 27 October 2015 19:28

I did 10 years of fast food. Plenty of people do it. We might giggle a bit about your space cadet brain but no one is going to think you're super weird.

ericp96 10

Tuesday 27 October 2015 20:02

Why wouldnt you go back for the food You gotta eat man

allysodope 1

Tuesday 27 October 2015 20:26

I work at bk and this happens way more often than you'd think!!

Korra_fml 23

Wednesday 28 October 2015 12:37

hey me too

Waxwell 21

Tuesday 27 October 2015 20:46

Do you drive a white car and live in Texas? I saw someone do this last night

NamelessGhoul 11

Tuesday 27 October 2015 20:57

Was this at a Carl's Jr in SoCal a little after midnight? I think I saw this happen

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 27 October 2015 21:01

Sure hope it didn't cost too much...but you blessed someone with a free meal...karma should come back in a good way for you

Dominus101 20

Tuesday 27 October 2015 21:48

I am Surprised you didn't go back, Set your pride aside as you have Nothing to be embarrassed about as you paid good money for that food and deserve to eat every Lil bit " Om nom nom "

classicsparkles 17

Tuesday 27 October 2015 23:12

Well, I mean like they still know you forgot it. The only difference is now you don't get to have it.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 28 October 2015 0:04

Why were you so embarrassed? You should have driven back and made a funny joke about it. They would have laughed with you but not at you and probably given you a free coffee to go. There is nothing shameful about being forgetful. The only shame is that you think there should be.