Animals: Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 24 June 2013 23:00

Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?

rhyannon11 7

Monday 24 June 2013 22:59

Poor duck!

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Rozza17 29

Monday 24 June 2013 23:16

Immediately thought of Little Britain with Anne 'feeding' the ducks.

morella_xx 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:52

I thought of the scene in About A Boy where he throws a whole hunk of bread at a duck and kills it.

venus89 17

Monday 24 June 2013 23:19

Couldn't afford fresh bread?

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:39

People usually use slightly stale bread when they feed birds because it's easier to break into pieces and throw.

rhysfucker 24

Monday 24 June 2013 23:23

Shoulda sat on that ****** like a whoopee cushion and pushed the bread out. Didn't you watch Loony Toons?

IliekLoki 7

Monday 24 June 2013 23:31

Why don't people realize that you should not feed birds bread?

imtooshy 18

Monday 24 June 2013 23:36

Your heart was in the right place. At least he didn't starve to death.

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 24 June 2013 23:44

WTD? Why didn't you, after it lost consciousness, pull the bread out of its throat? chickenshit. YDI, OP, but the duck didn't.

davek 36

Monday 24 June 2013 23:50

At least it wasn't a swan. Here they belong to the Queen.

rg350dx 29

Monday 24 June 2013 23:53

It is so sad. People waste all that money on buying shotguns and ammunition when all you really need to take out a duck is a piece of stale bread.

AngrySailor 17

Monday 24 June 2013 23:53

Deed was done, I would have cooked it up for supper. Why waste?

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Monday 24 June 2013 23:57

One time my grandparents brought me and my sister to go feed ducks some old snack food of theirs. I gave one a hot chip and it ran away and started making weird noises.

insanelyXnikki 18

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:01

That's hilarious.

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