Love: Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told...

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By devourer, apparently - 14/08/2018 22:18

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML

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Wrench in the works

By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Saturday 23 March 2013 3:11

Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:09

Classy guy. And you stay with him because...

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TwinChapter 15

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Instead of fishing for compliments, you could have discussed it in a more mature manner. Saying something like that just puts him on the spot.

hellobobismyname 24

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:15

Exactly. Like say something along the lines of, "Honey, right now I'm feeling very unsure of myself and a little insecure." I'm sure he would have tried to make you feel better. There's a difference between fishing for compliments and actually discussing how you're feeling about yourself. Sorry you feel so down but saying those things to your partner won't really help you feel better about yourself.

soja_fml 18

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

It's kinda a YDI because you could have not said anything. It's also a FYL tho because he could have said something nice to brighten your mood instead of making it worse.

chellytiger 12

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:29

I completely agree.

zandalee 19

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Find a lovely guy who brings out the best in you, not your insecurities. :)

Gaga_is_God6969 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:14

He's an asshole. The person you're with should make you feel nothing less than beautiful.

Btdtgts 22

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:56

Just because of your username I'm down voting you

tmx90 5

Saturday 23 March 2013 8:50

I like the quote, but it doesn't work like that when someone calls themselves out looking for a compliment.

Raeser 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 9:01

Anyone you are dating shouldn't be anything less than honest either. Besides its a complete YDI for compliment fishing

thats_my_job 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:14

Sometimes when you go fishing for an unnecessary compliment it blows up in your face. If he didn't love you he wouldn't be with you. "Think highly of yourself because the world takes you at your own estimate" -Unknown

AlexxC_fml 6

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:21

having sex with your partner should be something both of you enjoy doing and the time trying new things. if its not happening dump his ass, its only going to lead him to cheat on u since he's not satisfied. He sounds like a dick anyway

ksks1234 33

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:37

I had to give you a you deserve it and an fyourlife for lack of info. Was it an offhanded, feeling kind of blah comment, or are you one of those girls that constantly fish for compliments? It is annoying when a size 2 chick is always like, "I am sooo fat...I am obviously fishing for a compliment."