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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By devourer, apparently - 14/08/2018 22:18

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML

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Wrench in the works

By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Saturday 23 March 2013 3:11

Kinda sounds like you were asking for attention though.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:09

Classy guy. And you stay with him because...

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:53

The self-deprecating joke is very dangerous. It can easily blow up in your face! It's as dangerous as *lowers sunglasses* "lowers sunglasses!"

krazykyra 12

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:54

If he can't stand it that much, then you should tell him you don't want to have sex anymore. He'll regret saying that.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:56

Fishing for compliments? Poor guy probably not sure if it's best to agree with you or not. Bf: No babe, your body is so hot! I love every inch of it! OP: Liar! You're just saying that to shut me up! *cries*

akiahara 14

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:39

You know, I'm pregnant and feel a little psycho like that sometimes. I can't imagine being that insane all the time.

IcemistDragon 20

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:57

You were fishing for a compliment so ydi..but he didn't have to have such a asshole response...=/

meintx 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 3:59

Can you say cut-off?

thats_my_job 11

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:45

Yes I can. Do I get a prize or something now? Oh goodie!

AmandaLikNoOther 6

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:04

I actually find the response funny. My boyfriend and I joke around all the time like that.

Cut3yPi3 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:06

That's just Rude.

buddy51 23

Saturday 23 March 2013 4:08

Let this be a lesson, OP...When you go fishing for compliments, you're often going to get bitten! Dump your douche nozzle of a BF and find someone who will make sweet sweet love with you and who loves your body even when you don't!