By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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1tsmenoah 20

You dodged a bullet there, you'll find someone who cares only for who you are.

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Theofficializzy 9

At least she didnt say: "Its so cute Its Like a little Baby Unicorn"

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AliciaMeow 12

I can't decide if YDI or FYL. More info would be nice. Showered? Trimmed? Small?

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xo_theworstxo 5

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I can't breathe lol....was it small? Did you not bathe? I mean lol what the hell happened

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angelxs_fml 8

And that was the day she became lesbian.

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Randilayne 10

Maybe your junk smelled.

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Tiffany2193 6

if your not circumsized maybe it had a bad smell or taste to it ...better clean well buddy

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