Intimacy: Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend...

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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thomcmoore 23

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:33

Yeah...FYL brother

1tsmenoah 20

Tuesday 4 March 2014 1:34

You dodged a bullet there, you'll find someone who cares only for who you are.

Comments

donutcallmethat 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 8:00

You sound young, OP. Is it possible she was just unfamiliar with penises? Maybe she is a virgin, too. It was rude of her to just leave without saying anything, though.

dreamweaver1227 11

Wednesday 5 March 2014 10:17

Talk about having insecurities when it's the first time. That's just a brutal thing to happen.

icepick23 12

Wednesday 5 March 2014 15:55

Just tell her you are a grower.

tstew97 4

Wednesday 5 March 2014 18:16

No one likes funky fun parts, use soap.

sthrnbell 9

Wednesday 5 March 2014 23:22

Sorry bro.. Size does matter

poisongirl708 11

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:29

I am still wondering what happened to her. Did you try asking?

BenjiXBass 2

Thursday 6 March 2014 4:26

WHAT IF she thought she was dating a really butch girl the whole time and when she pulled your underwear off and realized you where a guy, she was stricken with grief and never to be seen again?