ohhh that's just cold!!!! wow how mean she just up and leaves u lol

How old are u? ur gal mite be sixteen

the facial expression you described (sucked on a lemon) doesn't add up if it was related to size or anything visual. taste and smell are closely related senses, which is why it looked like she tasted something sour, because she smelled something "sour" and subconsciously it triggers the same part of the brain, resulting in a very similar reaction. that said op, she was clearly reacting to the horrific wave of junk funk that hit her nose. maybe she could have been nicer about it, but you should have washed your junk before you expected to get laid which is equally rude, plus disgusting. I don't really blame her bud.

How bout you clean that shit up man... Hygiene

Yeah, you don't deserve her.

Were you clean? My ex had bad hygiene, and I refused any sexual activity until he showered. Safe to say I definitely dumped him.

Have you ever heard of Blue Waffle, Google and check your sh*t out... Maybe you got it...

you probably have a small one.

Maybe your not as "huge" as she wanted you to be........ Anyway was a dick move on her part

Dude. Gotta give us a follow-up. Was it her inexperience/surprise or your smell? Or ????