By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You dodged a bullet there, you'll find someone who cares only for who you are.

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Either 4 things are going on. Should be easy to figure out. You can always ask a doctor.. 1. Stanky ballz 2. Small weird looking wiener 3. Bumps-rash-crabs 4. Harry Jungle

Being a CNA, I've seen uncircumcised penises. They're not freaky. They just have some extra skin. If that was the problem, she's pathetic. If it's smell, better wash up OP. Trimmed/Untrimmed, that's your choice.so no problems should come from that. And why haven't y'all talked about your situations? That's just weird.

If you have a canoe instead of a sail boat parked in your front yard you should always trim the grass around it, you can not see how big it is if it's surrounded by 2 feet of grass!

Oo gosh.. Im well curious how the following conversation went!!

Now I kinda want to see it for myself....

So was it gross or what? If it was bad hygiene, YDI. If it was just not trimmed or something, that's personal preference and usually up for discussion, so she shouldn't have just left like that...If it was size or something different about it (uncircumcised, etc.), again, FYL. Basically, the only way this could be your fault was if you don't wash well down there.

My guess is either it was the size of the pickle, or more likely she wants it clean cut and it's not. Sorry op

That's what happens when your name is f*** you Odin.

At least you know for sure that your junk is lemon fresh