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By dck128 - 29/08/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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thegoodlife101 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:38

hes a priest.

Anupants 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...

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stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:57

Ydi for only giving us your side of the story. I get a very very strong feeling that you're at fault here...

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:39

Being a pimp for child prostitutes is a horrible job. Even in this economy.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:04

I was thinking a pedo photographer. Good call though.

SpruceDread4578 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:10

That sucks. Hopefully your life doesn't end up in the shitters.

cottmand 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:23

Lol I hate kids parents that don't make then listen!! My step-son does that on a daily bases!! And he is almost 10. Shittin ass kids!

tragic1992 20

Friday 27 October 2017 22:41

Wow you sound like a great understanding step mom! ? children deserve compassion and respect not to be slagged off because of accidents !! Jeez.

whcwtexan 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:53

Was your letter of termination signed by the Vatican?

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:30

This sounds like a blessing in disguise. Hopefully you didn't have to clean up his shitty pants.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:39

Here CUM'S the CRAPPY pun's that make fml SHITTY in so many CRAPPY ways.... _> POOP...

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:13

wow....

slice_89 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:04

You fail to describe weather or not he had a learning disability or behavior problem or any at all.... I feel as if you leaving some of the story out...

keeks46 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:51

That was probably a really shitty job

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Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML

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Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

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Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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Today, my grade school son's teacher came over for a conference. When she sat on our one seater sofa, the upholstery broke, causing her to sink deeper back. My son desperately tried to pull her up and out, while saying to her, "Teacher, NO!!! You have to have a butt as big as my mom's to safely sit in THAT chair!" FML

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

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Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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Today, being incredibly ill after my second COVID shot, I called in sick for maybe the third time in 10 years (I teach). That didn’t stop parents from calling and messaging to scream at me because they weren’t happy. I had to drag myself out of bed and do work in between throwing up. I feel even worse now. FML

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