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By dck128 - 29/08/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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thegoodlife101 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:38

hes a priest.

Anupants 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...

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stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:57

Ydi for only giving us your side of the story. I get a very very strong feeling that you're at fault here...

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:39

Being a pimp for child prostitutes is a horrible job. Even in this economy.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:04

I was thinking a pedo photographer. Good call though.

SpruceDread4578 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:10

That sucks. Hopefully your life doesn't end up in the shitters.

cottmand 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:23

Lol I hate kids parents that don't make then listen!! My step-son does that on a daily bases!! And he is almost 10. Shittin ass kids!

tragic1992 20

Friday 27 October 2017 22:41

Wow you sound like a great understanding step mom! ? children deserve compassion and respect not to be slagged off because of accidents !! Jeez.

whcwtexan 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:53

Was your letter of termination signed by the Vatican?

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:30

This sounds like a blessing in disguise. Hopefully you didn't have to clean up his shitty pants.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:39

Here CUM'S the CRAPPY pun's that make fml SHITTY in so many CRAPPY ways.... _> POOP...

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:13

wow....

slice_89 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:04

You fail to describe weather or not he had a learning disability or behavior problem or any at all.... I feel as if you leaving some of the story out...

keeks46 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:51

That was probably a really shitty job

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