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By dck128 - 29/08/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2013 08:42 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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thegoodlife101 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:38

hes a priest.

Anupants 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:36

kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...

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MonkeyGirl17844 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:18

Wow... Sucks for you

izok777 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:22

Shat? hehe, ur a pussy... I can just tell

RealDjRatchet 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:03

So...who cleaned it up?

ibedestinie 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:29

shat??

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:51

Uhh maybe there is a good chance this fml was not worded well, if so, stop assuming.

diggs010 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:38

At least you're not that kid. He's probably going to be a loser for the rest of his life.

SummerFever 8

Friday 2 September 2011 1:41

I remember back in third grade, this one kid would piss his pants every single day. He didn't ask to go the bathroom, he just sat there and pissed himself. Our teacher had to call his mother every day to bring new pants.

Samafilbeit 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:38

=( He most likely was a victim of severe sexual/physical abuse.

ecstewie 0

Friday 9 September 2011 3:34

where in gods name do u work ?!?

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:52

Tough shit

nickisam 1

Saturday 1 October 2011 16:55

#2 so true

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Today, my laptop was slow so I used my husband’s laptop. I went to the bedroom and found it opened, so I moved the trackpad and it powered on. The first thing I see is a page with redhead porn, and another tab with nude redheads. You know who else is a redhead? The new girl at his job he tells me not to worry about. FML

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Today, I got my employee review. They thanked me for taking on so much extra work, which helps keep us on schedule. Then they said that I was focusing too much on work that other people should be doing. We need 12 people to fully staff our store for a day, and we have less than that actually working here. FML

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Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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Today, I’ve been up since 5am getting everything ready for the beach. This is the first nice weekend we’ve had this season. I have a dressed toddler asleep on the couch and grown ass man that refuses to get out of bed. Today it’s 80 degrees. Next weekend is 50 degrees. FML

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Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML

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