Miscellaneous: Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other...

By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By "mbrider" - 12/08/2017 16:00

Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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Throw the book at him

By Jen - 30/04/2019 20:00

Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML

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Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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By ilook12 - 24/06/2015 03:23 - United States - Paris

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

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Baywatched out

By Username - 01/09/2010 00:35 - France

Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:00

FYL. How can they even believe that? :S

CDS09 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:01

This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:08

Wait, if you're sixteen female to his thirty male, then technically... isn't that legally impossible? After all, you're underaged, and a woman, so you automatically should be regarded as the truthful one... (even if you aren't)

Gia0896 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:12

AHA. sucker

stephie_rox 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:22

umm... if ur a girl and he's a guy, u wouldn't be in his changeroom anyways

samandpackers 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:31

Yeah, cause if your gonna molest someone, makke sure your in the same changing room. God, retards on this site.

jarrettd 27

Thursday 14 March 2013 11:53

Because it's impossible for a girl to walk into the mens locker room. There is an invisible forcefield.

LatinoHeat 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:24

YDI for thinking you were feeling up Clay Aiken.

Matty_No9 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:27

i wouldnt like to have my life in a 16year old lil girls hands as a lifeguard if somethin went wrong at the pool..humm..you must be fairly fluent in spanish too huh..aswell as the other pool staff to understand all that noise

liveandletlive89 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:37

**** HIS FACE OFF. This is bullshit, you should tell your ex boss off.

Noxic 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:40

This has got to be fake.

xkat356 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:57

Yeah..a 16 yr old girl getting fired for "molesting" a 30 yr old man? FAKE.

reddudeover 2

Friday 25 May 2012 6:29

20/22 Haha, you guys are gonna get so moderated!

ballisticks 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:54

And a 16 year old can be a lifeguard how? Don't you have to go through a few years of health and safety training and all that other shit before?

livexlaughxlove1 0

Monday 7 September 2009 0:40

are you serious? tons of my friends are lifeguards. you just have to pass a couple of swim tests.

glassisass 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:59

so the dude wants people to believe that a 30 year old mexican dude got molested by a 16 year old girl. thats impossible. considering that the dude only speaks spanish so that means he jumped the fense to get here. so he got to be strong and fast...