By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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twaumat 28

oooooooo, that took a turn for the worse.

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cbadhillbilly7 0

It's common sense to not do shit like that when you have braces...duh

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graceejohn 4

What..are y'all like, 12 or something? Pubes and braces...mmmm

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ydi_4_suking 20

I'm pretty sure some adults have pubes too...

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm pretty sure YOU'RE 12, #21.

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glittercookies 12

Nah, realistically they are probably 16. How long are her pubes and going down with braces?

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bizarre_ftw 21

176 - I ALMOST missread your comment to mean that she must be 16 because how much longer is she going to keep her pubes?!! >.< Glance reading = f'ed up double takes

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unknownfork 12

You sound like a redneck. "Y'all"

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fthislyfe 22

EWWWWWWWWWW doesn't she shave?

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elliekathleen 0

Amen! That's disgusting.

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RawrNom 0

7% of guys in Britain like girls with hair but tidy, 2% prefer girls all natural and the rest like a shaven haven.. still, plenty of guys like hair. it's kinda natural. since i like girls, I don't like hair but still, maybe he doesn't care? or she didn't think she'd be getting any and didn't bother to shave? anyway, poor OP, sucks that you got them in your braces but holy ****, I feel sorry for her if you ripped them out.

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caitibug323 0

Well, having hair is normal.. Not sure why that's disgusting. Having pubes does not mean that it's not clean. Not to mention some girls like different styles, she could have the "landing strip". So don't assume silly things like having any kind of hair is disgusting. :)

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lexxxijade 0

Wow. She shouldn't have to shave for her bf, if he really wants sex he should have to deal with it.

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qwerty123455 3

Girls shouldn't have to shave it's natural nnd if a boy can't deal with it he shouldn't be havin sex!

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squid93 9

Glad to see that you have hair and admit it! I love it when a woman tells the world that she doesnt shave her pubes all the time. Most men today like the pre-pubescent shaved look and I dont see why, I like my women natural with a bush! Love the feel of it when Im going down on her and the feel of it against my face as I lick her!

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MyMoments 5

Ewww but why doesnt she just shave? She probably has to now since there's a huge chunk of hair missing. Lol sorry bout your braces though...hope ya got that out..

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omgcookeys 15

She doesn't have to shave if she doesn't want to.

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ikickgingers 15

I can see your boobs.

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bizarre_ftw 21

97 - 90% of the time I have to remind myself you're not a guy. I applaud you for that for I mean what I say in a good way.

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bizarre_ftw 21

(sorry for the rhyming, the poetry unit in my creative writing class has my head screwed up! I'm even thinking in rhymes >.

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Okayitwasme 0

That is priceless! This FML is the funniest I've heard in awhile. Should be In a movie, except when the screams of pain start someone walks in! Lol Ambulance is called and they shave it. OP stands up and all you see is muff in his mouth. Lol

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GimmeFive 10

I pray you'll never be a movie director...

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