By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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sunflower226 0

how is taking her panties off with your teeth romantic? it's more like, guy thinking he's turning her on, but really ending up with a mouthful of pubes.

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ShMoReS_cOnTeSt 0

Eeww...she dont shave?! And you went down there like that?! Gross!!!

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BikeAllDay818 6

I've done that with my girlfriend, except it was nice and smooth ;)

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iTay 0

It's common sense not to do that when u have braces like if a girl had braces I don't think u would want to be getting a ********

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lauralavenderbab 0

That's why when you take them off take them off on her hip especially since you have braces

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shamisthomas 0

That's y u check before you do that! God gave you hands for a reason

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Uh, that's why you don't go near panties if you have braces... even if she was clean shaven, you're still likely to get the panties caught in your teeth.

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