By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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Icecream93 4

is it romantic to take panties off with your mouth?

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Typically someone still wearing braces is pretty young... Maybe you shouldn't be muff diving until you upgrade to retainer status.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Just because typically someone is young when they get braces doesn't mean this guy is.

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jaredofmo 22

Are you the same Tyler who posted previous FML? If so, you are having NO luck!

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bassDEAD 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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jobsman99 0

Have her give you a ******** while you get the pubes out of your braces. Then you can 69 if she is not done or go down on her in return. At least you were trying to eat at the Y. Good luck.

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brokenpromisespr 0

Well that's not very romantic :(

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