By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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SociopathicSmurf 6

You and her have remarkable low standards. She is disgusting, and so are you for tolerating her. Firstly, going down on a female is disgusting, and unexceptable. Secondly, pubic hair is disgusting and unexceptable. She clearly does not make ANY effort into her physical appearences, and has no sense of hygene. She should be shot for being so utterly disgusting, and I hope she does.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Okay, first of all, it's not unacceptable (and that's how it's spelled by the way) to give a woman oral sex. Many find it very enjoyable. Also, are you a guy? If so, you're probably a hypocrite that thinks it's not right to go down on a girl but it's perfectly fine to go down on a guy. Now, I'm not big on pubic hair either, but to say she deserves to be shot? Wow...people like you make me sad to live in today's society. With that being said, OP, if she has that much pubic hair, how did you not see it sticking out of her panties? And why did you try to take her panties off with your teeth if you were wearing braces? FYL & YDI

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5t3ff1k4h 44

141 - Just because someone likes to perform or receive oral sex does not mean they have low standards. If you believe that you're awfully sheltered. Nothing about it is disgusting; it's normal for people to WANT to do it, and it's normal for people to NOT want to do it. It's unacceptable*, by the way. Pubic hair is natural; it's there for a reason. It's the person's choice to shave it or not to shave it; it's not up to you. If you don't like it, good for you. Find someone without it. Just because she doesn't shave doesn't mean she's unclean or unkempt. Some people prefer not to shave, others simply believe they shouldn't, and that's perfectly fine. Hair is not unhygienic. As long as it's washed daily, there is no issue. By your standards, you should be bald because hair is gross. Do you have hair? You're disgusting, you unclean freak!

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Kittehx3 0

Oh, 'cause you're vegetarian... I get it.

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Bacontree 14

Why so squeamish? Sex is dirty. Get used to it.

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justbieber12 0

141: just because she has hair down there doesn't mean she is nasty or anything. Learn how to spell and maybe learn how to not be such an asshole. If it's so unacceptable for a guy to go down on a girl, then it should be the same for a girl to go down on a guy. But of course, thats not how you think of it, I'm sure...

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Urbanchiller 0

shave and try again.

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Tmoney20 3

Seriously?? It's 2011, if you don't shave your gross... Lol too much 80s bush!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

True, it's 2011. But, it's not mandatory to shave. Times have changed and different things are in fashion now than in the '80s, but one thing hasn't changed - freedom to choose.

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poreo101 8

that's gross and it must really suck

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criss45 0

eww are you dating a gorilla? have her shave down there

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cathop 0

If you have braces then you're obviously too young for sex.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You know people can get braces as adults, right?

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tucansam555 3

That's her fault for having pubes -____- nasty bro that sucks

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ifeelya 5

aw, it's okay, you guys are only in high school... you'll get better at romantic thing somehow.

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