By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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DocBastard 38

Here we go...I'm prepared for the thumbs down onslaught, but **** it. Ladies, not every man wants their woman's ****** to look prepubescent. Some men like their women to look like WOMEN, so shaving isn't right for everyone. Pubic hair is no more disgusting than any other hair.

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Okayitwasme 0

Trim is nice. Guess what? When guys shave down there ... It looks bigger. Trust me, less hair = less smell.

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causticgirl 6

Don't fool yourself. you have to have a butt load of hair for shaving to make you "look bigger". pretty sure you are deluding yourself. There is a reason for hair down there. I'm not saying don't trim, but why does anyone want to look pre-pubescent???

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yes. Women should have the landing strip, at least.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Thank You Doc!!!!! My head has been exploding this entire FML!!! The opinion is so one sided!!! Wtf?!!

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jorfaw29 0

That's disgusting! Shaving takes hardly any time out of your day. Just shave it off!

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squid93 9

Exactly, dont shave at all, let it grow nice and natural so the guys like me who love a hairy bush can enjoy it. Shaved looks to pre-pubecent and wrong!

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OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

Anyone else get a stiffy after reading this?

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mojo87 14

As others have said, lucky there wasn't more damage caused by the braces... Side tracking from the FML, why does everyone on here seem to be saying to shave rather than wax? Stubble isn't exactly great :S

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Okayitwasme 0

Ouch! I've done it and it's not a great place to pull hair. Some times they become ingrown. I recommend trimming. Lol

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mojo87 14

That's why you never do it yourself! Hurts much, much less if you get a professional to do it. If you exfoliate, you'll avoid most ingrowns. Fair enough on trimming tho.

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mojo87 14

Waxing isn't all that bad at all - as long as you get someone who knows what they're doing. I much rather a bit of pain, compared to dealing with itching regrowth from shaving.

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CptRomen 0

good one Chewbacca mouth.

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DawnMarie11 0

Just gross, what female doesn't at least trim!?!

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