By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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meekthekit 6

If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.

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perdix 29

You should be glad she didn't want to play "poke ball" with you. One good shot by her to your nuts, and you might throw up, and yet she presents no targets.

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kim_larsa 5

Break up with her and look for a guy. Coming from a girl guys are much better alternatives honey.

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samabomination 19

Yes, because switching your sexuality just happens with a snap of your fingers. That's completely how it works.

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MzZombicidal 36

Why the hell should someone suddenly want to become gay because of an incident like this? It was a harmless joke.

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Haha that's kind of clever!

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Wizardo 33

Rub your master balls all over her face and capture her heart OP, you can do it :'D

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RpiesSPIES 27

There's only one Master Ball, so unless OP wants to go along with it, he should settle for Luxury Balls.

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_wraith 15

Given the circumstances the outcome wasn't too bad. At least she didn't do a hair toss, mutter something about you being immature, and leave without ever talking to you again. I mean, c'mon, what would you do if she were wearing My Little Pony underwear, or something like that? Only wear those boxers on days you won't see her, maybe. :P

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perdix 29

#23, Girls could wear underwear with the most ridiculous, most disturbing, most disgusting images printed on them and guys would power through while keeping a straight face and move on to when they are removed. Nothing gets in the way of us and "the prize!"

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Catkam623 27

And yet you still have a large lollipop in your mouth?

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Soniye 14

I think at that moment OP should of been like "wild Dickachu ran away"

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Soniye 14

That's IT !! Get in your pokéball xD

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Bex628 20

♥ I'd absolutely love to see my man wearing something like that. I probably go down on him more often if he did, even if just to see his awesome taste in fun underwear. I'm a huge (original 150) Pokémon fan.

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therealafroninga 10

Please marry me.

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PokemonLove993 17

completely agree and there's some pretty awesome ones in the later Pokemon games as well.

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id4l 8

Yea like by best guy friend is always showing off his hamburger and French fry boxers and he's had a tone of girlfriends

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