Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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You deserved it 32 356

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 639

You deserved it 14 999

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 408

You deserved it 46 708

By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 322

You deserved it 6 919

Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 275

You deserved it 51 654

By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 704

You deserved it 68 953

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 339

You deserved it 53 366

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 809

You deserved it 43 601

By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 470

You deserved it 13 422

Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 268

You deserved it 2 033

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

Comments

greatghost 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:56

Hey, don't sweat it. ****'s nothing to be ashamed of.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:06

Aw shit, now that means everyone knows about my pee fetish, FML. ;-)

crap09 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:11

XD #50

luxornv 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:22

You people that enable that stuff are idiots. No one really cares what you're listening to. Serves you right, you totally deserve this.

Trooth 13

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:22

lol well that's what you get you naughty man

Zapdemon 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:26

lol, my friends wouldn't care

DamnGoodTimes 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:39

You have bad friends. If I were your friend, I would've been like "send that movie to me when you're done."

wolfman1224 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:52

HAHA stupid! Dont watch **** on itunes period.

ghadir 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:16

hahah #34

Cogeno 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:49

Something to the nay-sayers in regards to WLM: If you're like me and using AMIP to output the now playing from Winamp to WLM, then it will also show video files.