Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:00

Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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shan789mudge 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:23

aww haha poor guy! =P

happy_me 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:24

awww poor guy :( fhl i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be ******** my pants too

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jennc 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:28

awww poor guy :( hopefully you guys are still together~

EFFyourlifecait 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:30

That's what dads do. He'll do that with his daughter one day. punch him in the face for being a baby.

wrestling49 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:30

hahahahhahahah i plan to do this with my 12 ga. maverick 88 mossberg shotgun to my sister and her first boyfriend!!!!!!!

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 1:30

He cried? My uncle's like this. He was in the navy and he pretty much implies that if any guy lays one finger on his daughters, he's got his gun, a shovel and a truck ready for him. How old are you? And how old is the guy?

Kamazar 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:31

I wouldn't be crying. I'd be curled up in a fetal position under a bush or something.

seb3sixn9ne 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:31

Yes... That's what dad's do. Tell your boyfriend to man up and get the sand out of his ******.

Crunchy_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:34

your boyfriend needs to grow some balls

Callyn 47

Friday 29 May 2009 1:35

That's not what sane fathers do. FYL, your dad is insane. You need to have a talk with him about boundaries.

elastisch 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:35

Awwww, that poor kid. I hope you put out.

koda_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:35

"Today I went to pick up my date at her house. Her dad pulled out a gun on me and told me to be careful with his daughter. When I got back in the car, I started sobbing uncontrollerably. FML" We should be seeing this anytime soon. Lol. Hope you made him feel better!