Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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kelss22 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:20

hahahahaha!

You_Sick 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 23:29

Best one ever.

2cool4oldschool 0

Monday 13 December 2010 4:49

Holy shit dude! U should just find someone else and screw her brains out

cadreychasd 6

Wednesday 22 December 2010 11:02

dude that means she's not for you and there's someone out there is better coming along. You'll find what you're looking for. Don't revenge make her regret that she's stupid enough not to realize only few faithful guy left in this world. :))

inlovewithmusic_fml 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 7:06

gosh that sucks. sorry :(

Skater4life101 0

Monday 27 December 2010 16:50

I would have beat his ass and hers

pierceTheveil_fml 0

Friday 31 December 2010 1:36

ouch man that's terrible >.<

cincink2277 0

Friday 31 December 2010 3:54

wow i feel bad 4 u and trust me she prob wasnt having a good time anyway

BreathSweetly 0

Monday 3 January 2011 1:24

I'm sorry that would really have to suck. Really bad.

Joe2163 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 14:05

Punch that ***** right in the ****

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