Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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ac3th3emoangel 0

Monday 7 June 2010 2:48

AAAAWWW THAT SUCK DUDE I ALMOST CRiED CUSE SOMETHING SIMMLUR HAPPED TO ME I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL BRO

cjarvis4339 4

Saturday 12 June 2010 23:13

I've read this FML before... This isn't even original...

dopebaby420 0

Monday 5 July 2010 9:30

I call bs.

bluemaizeman13 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:02

dump that bitch and kick that mofo out of the place

tchaikovsky93 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 2:24

Fake

few12 0

Monday 2 August 2010 23:42

Wow what a wh0r3 you deserve better.

JasminBD 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:16

wow sooo your mr. Anonymous? huh? well maybe we can talk them make your nieghbor and ex jealous ahhaa jk

potterpuppetpals 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 9:31

it didn't have to be her phone many people are called every moment...

rightohh 0

Monday 30 August 2010 7:26

i dont get it ..

scarred_foreva 40

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:40

The person who he had been listening to have noisy sex with his next door neighbor was his girlfriend. Or it was an amazing coincidence that someone who had the same ring tone as his girlfriend, their phone rang at the exact moment he rang his girlfriend. OP thinks it's the first one.

laurawrs 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 7:36

lol aw dump her.

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