Intimacy: Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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Nice way to go, really

By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

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I'm coming !

By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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MEGAJOSH 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

dol567 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

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Haut 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:00

Panic induced asthma? :o)

th3rapy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:01

LoL, I like #10's interpretation ... ;)

one23four 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:34

Wtf? You're creepy. Just a friend, huh?

ashleyyy_08 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:06

maybe you could take it as a compliment?

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:07

#10 +10bp

fortunecookie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:10

I'm with #13. just plain creepy.

well_this_sucks 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:11

#6 HAHAHA i knoe right!

AliSama 17

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:15

#2 he said she was a friend and started sexual advances due to breathing. His assuming it meant she wanted to get it on is very assuming and rude.

awkwardpalmtree 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:31

OP is a girl. they are both girls. therefore OP is a lesbian..awkward

Kayokku 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:22

That's not awkward, it's sexy. I wish something that awesome would happen to me xD

yeahreally 6

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:17

ouchhhhh

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:36

ahhhhhh hahahahahaha oh man that sucks

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