By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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You deserved it 485

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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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#304. you just said "**** me my mouth".

MirandaaHoldsHim 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL!

j0annass 0

haha pollo frito was so first year of Spanish class duh. Still funny tho

roxienordstrom 0

YDi becasue uh wuts the point of yelling **** me ( he was already doin that)

#318 is kind of an idiot. Just sayin'...

honeydew1000 0

dude I saw this on a TV show the other day. I think it was scrubs, with like the the Todd saying it or something... Yeah, I think it was the Todd

emsss_fml 0

watch him post here next " a few days ago, i was having sex with my girlfriend and then she just started screaming pollo frito for the next hour. FML."