Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:15

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:15

#322: you aren't funny, please stop. You ruined the moment when I was actually laughing.

unBrokenBeliever 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:35

I don't even take Spanish. I'm not Hispanic. And I know that 'pollo' means chicken.

smallshattered 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:25

pwned

kaylaaa_ 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:19

omg i seriously couldnt stop laughing @ this, next time dont ask your friend! GOOGLE IT :P

Evelyn_Babyyx3 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:23

roflmaoooo.wow.

aerosmith14 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 11:29

I don't know much spanish, but I know pollo means chicken. Everybody knows that. Maybe your friend was thinking about fried chicken at that time...

Frappuccino12 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:30

this made my day

Jo324 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:49

I lol'd.

Lo_Ho 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:44

This is hilarious

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