By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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hottiebody 0

That shit cracks me up! I want to know how to say "**** me" in spanish!!! It was really sexy when you thought u were saying it right, but when u found out u weren't, that's when it all turned funny. =)

davidr_fml 0

that is, quite possibly, the funniest thing ever said during sex. I dont know how your bf kept going w/o out laughing his a&& off. i'm hispanic; i wouldnt have been able to continue

No joke, I laugh my ass off every time I read this and I shared this with my friends. This became our new joke. "POLLO FRITO."

Time2Remission 0

LMAO!, woooow. Your boyfriend could NEVER be my Spanish teacher lol

LMAO! are you sure that was your "friend"?? maybe it turned him on even more?

ROFLMFAO OMG so funny. pollo frito! LMFAO!

ROFL! Did you think El Pollo Loco means The Fuken Crazy?

Haahah that's great!! I wonder if he was like why the hell is she screaming fried chicken. Maybe he thought u wanted some!! Haha

no maaaanches...o sea ni siquiera intentaste a buscarlo?? y esas idiotas poniendo cosas falsas...porfa no hace falta que uds hagan traducciones pq lo que han puesto no tiene sentido!! --- no way, you didn´t even try to look it up?? and those idiots putting fake things...please, don´t bother translating bc what y´all have said doesn´t make sense!