By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
I agree, your life sucks 705
You deserved it 485

Top comments

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

Comments

HAHAHA, Dude that's wack. Wow, did you confront his ass?!

skiz_fml 0

It's good that know he knows KFC turns you on

xMooMoox 0

Entry number 161: Today during sex she finally did it, she must have found you journal. It made me so horny we had sex for an hour. I never thought she would be okay with it, so I never asked. Now I see that my worrying was for nothing, I placed a bid on that chicken costume I've been looking at. I can't wait.

Hispanic? At least he isn't black. 12 FTW.

mehxxx16 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

You really should have looked up the translation, but it doesn't matter at this point anymore. Besides, this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!

hahahahaha wow...next time make sure u know what ur sayin..jejeje

bxrv43 0

Number 15, it's obvious you assumed this person was from America, considering that, they shouldn't have to know Spanish, while you on the other hand are a moron for expecting everyone to know Spanish while not even yourself bothering to learn English, the language of our country, and the most important one to know, get the **** off fmylife.com and take some ESL classes or go the **** back where you came from, cause know one here should be expected to learn a language other than English, ok, while good to know your culture or language is not the most important one in the world, and certainly not in China, where the OP originates. So if you read this, please understand that while I support immigration, many others agree with me on this, we should not have to learn your language, but it is your responsibility if you want to use the services of the American government, i.e. roads, courts, schools, police, fire department, all of which our government pays for, learn the language used around here, has people will not respect you if you say "knowlegement".

Kill you friend! J/k. Seriously, some hispanic people don't even know Spanish, so don't you worry about sounding like an idiot. I bet he didn't even get what you were saying and was able to cum anyway.