By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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circayouandme 0

HA HA HA HA HA he must've been like WHAAAAAAAAAAAT. She wants fried chicken now??? Either that or fried chicken turns you on...

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mzmaverickd 7

He let you scream it for an hour and he didn't laugh at you? lol He must never listen to ANYTHING you say in bed haha

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Tardfuck_0 0

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, oh baby, FRIED CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN! DONT STOP, DONT STOP FRIED CHICKENING ME! lmfaooooo oh shit. HAHAH

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923927 0

Haha! wow, have you ever heard of EL POLLO LOCO? I think POLLO gives it away, thinking that poulet and poultry signify CHICKEN!

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deja54 0

hahaha this is about the funniest thing I've read in a few days.

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drewsipher 0

i agree with #50 what the point of learning swear words in other languages if you'll forget them like tomorow

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xx_chio 0

hahahahahahahaha. #295 is funny..hahahaha

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IMz0r 0

Offer him some turkey breasts. He may have an interesting fetish.

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