Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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xPrincess4eva 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:00

hahahahahahhahahaa

rcp90 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:03

spanish profanity words provided via wiki now you can say what you wanted to say... and bring your friend a big tub of KFC and dump it on their head and how they like Fried Chicken

soledoutbeast 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:07

funniest one ive read so far. the part that sucks is that i literally laughed out loud when i read this while in my health course, while the teacher was talking about unfortunate children with harlequin ichtyosis. (-_-)

ccarvalho89 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:38

ai papi!

Jem0_0 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:01

You're doing it wrong.

jeff_8605 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:24

Well, you said you were screaming for an hour, which gives the indication that he didnt stop, right? Thats a good thing..

Jarhead_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:39

LOL why did he not question it after the 1st time? LOL If my boyfriend yelled out FRIED CHICKEN when we were having sex. I would be very confused. on the other hand, If he knew you didn't know the language, He must have known you were somehow lost in translation. which then I would find it hysterically funny LMAO My conclusion. . . He must have been extremely horny to continue to have sex with someone screaming fried chicken...

charolastra 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 16:04

i suppose you can be thankful you weren't saying 'polla frita' (fried dick)

Rikuarf8 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:10

Heehee I got the giggles now. ^_^ I'm sorry, if that happened to me and I was the boy I would've found it cute.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:37

FRIED CHICKEN!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! wait....he didnt stop and say "wtf???? if you're that hungry we can stop" lol

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