Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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molly1708 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 16:32

hahahaha i love this one. now it's like an inside joke between my boyfriend & i and during sex i'll occasionally yell "pollo frito"

ultramann007 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:54

Maybe he thought you were the crazy chick from "the heartbreak kid," and he didnt want to correct u because he was afraid. Google it next time genius.

sash_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:51

LMFAO! next time google translate. haha im gonna do that while im having sex next time...but im hispanic so its not as funny :] lol i can imagine someone like ahh pollo fritooo pollo frito..dame duro pollo frito..hahaha!

sewerdweler2494 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:31

BHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! as long as he still likes you... im sure HE thought it was amusing... o and by the wayt... kick ur friends ASS!

PinkWashed 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:28

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY 'POLLO FRITO BABY!'

boricua_4life407 5

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:07

Lmfao@ 42. Hahahahahaha I'm crying this is hilarious

Mah02 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:59

What seems to be the funny part is that he actually got off on that! lmao ewww

shra 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:11

lol :D nice

VLLYBLLKAY 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 22:40

Hahahahahaha. I think you deserved that one. You should have looked it up on the internet or at least asked a more reliable friend. I find it surprising your boyfriend didn't say anything about it.

Haleandguu 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:28

#261 you are my hero. Lol at this fml. Enjoy the pollo frito

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