Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Alwayz_Annoyed 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:42

wow this is the funniest FML I've read yet. wtf possessed your friend to say pollo frito? lmfao!!!

chusar11 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:14

That's hilarious dude, use a translator next time ;)

Asdas_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 13:25

How could've your boyfriend go on if you were screaming "fried chicken" for an hour? :D

Vinya_777 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:02

and ur bf was ok with that? lol he must really think ur cute for liking fried chicken so much!

itzsolx3 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 0:37

Lmaoooo i think it is pretty obvious that pollo means chicken in spanish. Bad hit

meganjoanne 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:58

ooooooooh MY GOD AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Caz_Norfe 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:30

HAHhhAHHAhHHAHHAHHAhHAAHHAHAHALAOLOAHALAMAOMAOAM

emodude44 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:09

Maybe he thinks fried chicken is an aphrodesiac

bettyrawrs 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:54

omg u just made my day btw **** me in spanish means jodeme but there is also another meaning which is singame

redbluegreen 40

Friday 5 June 2009 7:36

Mmm. You really know how to spice up your sex life, eh? What? You didn't mean to say fried chicken? You meant to say "**** me"? Shit man. That's not original... not like that new original chicken recipe now from KFC. I'm kidding. Whoa. Hot though. ;D

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