By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
I agree, your life sucks 705
You deserved it 485

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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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omg that's must have been hilarious..

egypt_fml 0

No, haven't you seen the new KFC ads? It's GRILLED chicken now. POLLO ASADO!! POLLO ASADOOO!!!!

Since when is it common knowledge that 'pollo' is 'chicken'? Hell, I had no idea, just like many others, until I read this FML. Somewhat related: My fiance shouted "Ay, papi! Es mi culo!" really loudly in Lowes the other day. (It means "That's my asshole") Someone yelped in reply.

That made my day entirely. I know what thats like, I was trying to have a conversation with my spanish speaking friend. Turns out one wrong word in a sentence can make it sound like I was asking him if he liked little girls >.> Anyway hun, I wouldnt worry I bet he thought it was hilarious. Did he tell you what you where saying after? I wonder if your friend did this on purpose... Btw, I know Carajo is ****, so I think you could say 'Carajo mi' and get away with it =)

Ryu148 0

#64: "lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken...." I like this one, its particularly egregious. READ THE VERY FIRST COMMENT, BY THE STAFF. The poster does not live in the US, they live in CHINA.

Ryu148 0

#228: "#222: Earth to idiot. Spanish =/= Chinese, it's a Roman language; the characters are exactly the same as English. The pronunciation can easily be found elsewhere from a source that isn't going to embarass you. OP YDI" News flash, idiot. THE POST IS FROM CHINA. 281: see above. Jesus.

Everyone who thinks that she's stupid for not knowing what pollo frito means, SHUT UP. I live in America, and I only know how to say a few words in Spanish. Besides, they live in CHINA, where Spanish isn't widely spoken like it is here. Unless you can tell me how to say fried chicken in Polish, Portuguese, and Russian, then shut the **** up and don't ridicule her.