By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Why the hell would that mean **** me? Haven't you ever heard of Frito chips?

you bimbo everyone knows what pollo means

jlnm 0

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT POLLO MEANS? lol guys. 1. NO ONE (like 99.% of the people there) knows how to speak spanish in china 2. There are no EL POLLO LOCO's in China 3. There are Frito Lays but the thing is written in CHINESE 4. Almost no Spanish speakers in China So Mandarin ITSELF (not even counting other dialects such as canto, shanghainese, anhuinese, ETC) is the most spoken language in the world plus China is the top emerging worldpower/economy of today, I'm assuming you guys all know how to say fried chicken in chinese? that said, i do agree she should of checked online

jlnm 0

4. to clarify: native spanish speakers. even if she knew a native speaker, i doubt the native speaker would casually mention that chicken in spanish is 'pollo' unless of course she is learning spanish, which most chinese don't (they learn english instead)

You honestly didn't know what 'pollo' meant in Spanish... wow.

MiniatureMayhem 0

LMAO! "Pollo frito... POLLO FRITO! POLLO FRITO!" Your boyfriend was probably thinking, "Damn, she must really love fried chicken..."

GreenDaemon21 0

People: OP is from China! I'm surprised she can even speak English this well, let alone Spanish. That being said, I dun think the BF wanted to laugh, he's prolly going like "WTF? Fried Chicken? Is that a new nickname for my dick?"

Stephanieeex3 0

FRIED CHICKEN FRIIIIED CHICKENN OH, YES, FRIED CHICKEN HARDER HARDERRRRR. FRIIIIEEEEDDDDDD.~ c':

lol as far as we know, her boyfriend and her friend are Hispanic :P

LOL! You were screaming "Fried chicken!" Nice friend…sounds like something I would do.