By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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OH...OH YES..FRIED CHICKEN ME BABY..AHHH!!

that's is the funniest thing ever! :D

HAHAHA! I'm Spanish, in China, and I found this HILARIOUS!! Just registered, this is my 1st favorite and my 1st comment!

haleyisawsomee 0
devinashley 0

YDI for consulting a friend, not Google.

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