Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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josefina 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 10:16

@#230 exactly.

lanababee 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 8:04

how did you not know that?

oldenuff2party 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:07

hahahhaha that's ******* funny. u could of googled it. yah dumb bitch.

paprikacha 9

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:49

Hey, man...clearly the OP's boyfriend had no problem with it if he was able to keep it up for an hour with all that going on. I'd count this as a win. :D

anythingmustbe 18

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:34

YOU NEARLY KILLED ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

Stork94 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:14

This. Is. PERFECT XD

Hoplaka 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:08

Haha earlier you must have said: Do you wanna fried chicken? Then later: OOOOOHH FRIED CHICKEN!! OH YESS FRIED CHICKEN!

Alove15 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 15:00

Funniest FML I've ever read. Hahahaha aaah man too funny. I'm just wondering why the boyfriend didnt say anything about it.

jennifertayli 8

Monday 11 October 2010 19:14

lmfaoo !

Unwanteddaughter_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:25

Haha it's no me jodas.

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