By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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lanababee 0

how did you not know that?

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oldenuff2party 3

hahahhaha that's ******* funny. u could of googled it. yah dumb bitch.

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paprikacha 9

Hey, man...clearly the OP's boyfriend had no problem with it if he was able to keep it up for an hour with all that going on. I'd count this as a win. :D

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Hoplaka 0

Haha earlier you must have said: Do you wanna fried chicken? Then later: OOOOOHH FRIED CHICKEN!! OH YESS FRIED CHICKEN!

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Alove15 0

Funniest FML I've ever read. Hahahaha aaah man too funny. I'm just wondering why the boyfriend didnt say anything about it.

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