By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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vsk8p1mp720 0

lmao this fuckingshit is hilarious

chArLie9997 0

why would you ask your friend how to say **** me in Spanish? Is your boyfriend Spanish?

baybe143 0

This was the funniest FML ever!!!

How the he'll do you not know what pollo means? Ever heard the word, 'poultry'?

Sonfang 19
KateyCanFlyy 0

It would've been funnier if he was vegetarian.

isabelle99_fml 0