By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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writergrrl 0

why didnt you verify if that was right

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JakobKain 0

English isn't my mother tongue, and even I can put "pollo" to poultry and "frito" to fried. Those two words are almost the same in every Germanic/Latin language, lol This is pretty funny to think about, though.

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akshar 0

U shouldve asked my best friend Google

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K1rakunz 0

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

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K1rakunz 0

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

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asiu1990 0

HAHAHA oh man, this is funny!

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alex_rose_x 0

Haha this one is classic. Only one on here that's made me laugh so far. Well done. (:

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