By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Yeah, sounds like it worked, so where's the fml? I say, stick with what works! POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO! XD

doughnutboy99 2

Haha wow even I knew that one and I'm failing spanish

lol they moderated my comment because I said "Too bad he wasn't black" lol silly moderators i mean no harm :D

hahahahahahah i'm spanishh and this is way too funny !