Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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xxmollyxx 25

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:26

An hour eh? Kudos to him.

jkjorn 16

Monday 7 March 2011 16:28

Yeah, sounds like it worked, so where's the fml? I say, stick with what works! POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO! XD

zanyzanne 0

Monday 7 March 2011 2:09

hilarious. Ydi.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 19 October 2013 7:22

I agree

doughnutboy99 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:12

stupid asian

piemasterp 8

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:03

atleast he wasnt black...

MatiiiStalks 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:08

I would have been cracking up.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:42

Haha wow even I knew that one and I'm failing spanish

dollarstorepwnr 3

Monday 25 April 2011 0:23

too bad he wasnt black eh?

dollarstorepwnr 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:53

lol they moderated my comment because I said "Too bad he wasn't black" lol silly moderators i mean no harm :D

ximenita0731 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:05

hahahahahahah i'm spanishh and this is way too funny !

lilred10195 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:12

Lolol!!!! btw "**** me" is "no me jodas"

whyXD 13

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:20

btw **** me means, coge me.

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