By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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I'm guessing all the people saying it's not her fault for not know how to say that in another language are also the ones that live in the US and demand others to know English right?

pippacrawford 4

No, it's the ones who actually read the post and realized she's from China, where Spanish is not a commonly encountered language.

this made me laugh so hard I got light headed. thank you :)

woow... thats a really dumbass move advice: NEVER follow a friends advice if it has to do with transalations.... and **** me in spanish is metemelo at least in Puerto Rico and that would be stupid to shout if u wanna shout something shout SI PAPI MAS DURO! that would work better for u...

hey did u kno culero means super cool in spanish hahaha

nicy88 0

LMFAO! Made my day! lol Next time just say: 'Mas fuerte' ('Harder'), I guess it may work better than 'fried chicken' loooool

Some comments still upset me whenever this FML pops up on random FMLs for me. Just because most people in the US know what "pollo" means doesn't mean people from other countries know. For those people, what is "neko"? What is "gou"? People from Japan or China would have no problem with these words, yet most people are probably going "huh?" right now. The original OP was in China, couldn't she be a native Chinese speaker? Most people in Asia don't have to learn and are never exposed to Spanish. We are lucky in the US to be surrounded by different cultures and languages daily, don't assume people in other countries have the same privilege.

The illustration is hilarious but... Do I really have to look at that thumbnail for a week?

Awesome, I've been waiting for this one to get an illustration.

Next time use google translator.... "Me Jodas" (Meh-Hodas) spanish accent or somethin