"Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She kept screaming out "fried chicken" in spanish the whole time we were doing it. Apparently, fried chicken turns her on more than i do. FML"

don't all elementary schools require basic spanish in their curriculum. in that case you definitely would have known that that means fried chicken. at least the word "frito" just from common cognates. not to be a smartass but i think this is fake.

Even if you didn't know what frito meant, everyone knows what pollo means -.-'

LMFAO!! i love it.

I agree with #35. People aren't just going to automatically know this stuff if it's something they've never learned or heard of before. Get off your high horses. However, I've always found it kind of embarrassing when people try and learn single phrases in other languages if they can't speak it fluently. What's the point in learning to say just one word or phrase (unless it's "Do you speak English", or whatever language you're fluent in)? I had a friend try and look cultured or whatnot by learning a few words in German when he visited and was awfully embarrassed when the woman he tried to hit on attempted to start a conversation in German with him. She ended up laughing and walking away. Sad.

lol I can't even speak spanish but I know what that means 8D

is no one seeing the first post or something? the staff says the poster is from china. -_-... i mean, wouldn't the fact that she is not from a country, in which spanish is so widely used (such as latin countries or the united states - not too sure about united kingdom so i wont even step on that territory), justify that she didn't know how pollo translates. c'mon now... just laugh damnit. this is the funniest fml i've read in so long. i was steady laughing for 5 minutes.

Ahahaha. Whoops. He must have been like, "O.o Wtf?" But no worries. Many people find fried chicken orgasmic. And LOL @ #37.

I LOL'D

I'm hispanic. I'm totally doing that someday. xD