Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Amkii 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:20

Haha nice. Very smooth.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:20

#15 - So OP is a dumbass because they don't know a different language? Please, don't embarrass yourself more.

Slightmisshap 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:23

im so sorry but lmfao!! I hope you were able to explain yourself later.

LLsuperfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:24

#25 No, she's a dumbass because if she had any common sense she could tell thats not what the translation was

lolol182 4

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:24

ahahahah

summertimeblues 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:26

whoa that's funny! POLLO FRITOOOO BABY!

EGS830 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:26

You could've at least googled it first to make sure it was correct.

johnnychristt 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:27

i lol'd at this for a good two minutes. you win.

fillmyheart028 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:27

bahahahaha

hottie102 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:28

I pretty much agree with you #15

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