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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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You deserved it 2 892

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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ridder215 7

Friday 22 October 2010 12:20

Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?

FFML_314 11

Friday 22 October 2010 12:27

Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.

Comments

sherivengeance 3

Friday 22 October 2010 14:35

I'm so sorry :(

CoachLlama 5

Friday 22 October 2010 15:09

This was not your day. Try again tomorrow.

ladyluck82 9

Friday 22 October 2010 15:13

If this isn't a FML....idk what is! damn! so sorry OP. You should've gone all "John Locke from LOST" on his ass and pulled a knife on his ghetto ass! haha

mcmurdy1980 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:17

that is messed up. the mugger stab you first then robbed you. your live is ****** up.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:30

Maybe that mugger saved you from a horrible mistake. This job was not for you. There is another better plan for you!

Gameguy602 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:13

Where is your proof? Your telling some random person you've NEVER MET, that it was a good thing they got stabbed, because if they hadn't been, they would have gotten a job that wasn't right for them. How can you even begin to pretend to understand how the situation would have turned out if he hadn't been mugged?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:29

I respect religious differences and all, but this is just ridiculous.

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Friday 22 October 2010 15:57

I sure hope I wasn't that immature at 12... O_o

crystalbeee 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:26

I was mugged by a mugger who got mugged by a mugger trying to mug a mugger. I'm now cleared of my schizophrenia.

DocBastard 38

Friday 22 October 2010 16:38

That should have read "12 year* old kid." Oops.

kemando 22

Friday 22 October 2010 17:14

this sounds like an actually fml; fml because it's not stupid. (dunno if that sentence made sense) I hope he didn't find your pocket knife in your pocket